I Hired 100 Bodyguards in GTA 5 To Protect Me From Bounty Hunters
If you’ve ever played GTA 5, you know it can get wild fast. One minute you’re driving down Los Santos enjoying the view, and the next, someone puts a bounty on your head. When that happens, every player in the game suddenly wants to find and destroy you for cash.
So, I decided to do something crazy. I thought, what if I hired 100 bodyguards to protect me from bounty hunters? That’s right — one hundred armed men to make sure I stayed alive in Los Santos. It sounded impossible, but I had to try.
Setting Up the Plan
First, I needed a plan. I knew that in GTA 5, there are mods and cheats that let you spawn NPCs (non-player characters) as allies. So, I installed a few mods that allowed me to recruit people as my personal guards. Each guard could follow me, protect me, and attack enemies.
I didn’t want just a few — I wanted an army. So, I spawned 100 bodyguards. They came in all shapes and sizes: some were wearing suits like secret agents, others looked like gang members, and a few even had military uniforms.
I gave each of them a weapon — assault rifles, shotguns, pistols, and even rocket launchers. Then I lined them all up around me in the middle of the city.
It looked like a movie scene. I was standing in the center while my hundred guards surrounded me like a human wall.
THE Calm Before the Storm
At first, things were peaceful. People on the street stopped and stared. Cars slowed down as drivers tried to figure out what was going on. Even the cops didn’t know what to do — they just watched from a distance.
I was feeling powerful. Nothing could touch me, right?
Then I decided to make things interesting. I asked a friend in the game to put a bounty on me. Within seconds, a message popped up:
“A bounty of $9,000 has been set on your head.”
The hunt had begun.
The First Attack
It didn’t take long. A player in a fast car came speeding toward us, trying to run me over. Before he could get close, my guards opened fire. Bullets flew everywhere. The car exploded before it even reached us.
The first attacker was down. I laughed out loud. My plan was working!
But that was only the beginning.
The City Turns Into a War Zone
Soon, more bounty hunters showed up. Some came in armored trucks, some in helicopters, and a few even parachuted from the sky. It was chaos.
My 100 bodyguards started fighting from every direction. Rockets were flying, police sirens were blaring, and explosions filled the air. The streets of Los Santos turned into a full-blown battlefield.
I tried to stay in the middle of my guards, but it was hard. Cars were on fire, and bodies were everywhere. The frame rate dropped so low that my game started to lag like crazy. Still, I refused to give up.
The Power of Numbers
Even though the bounty hunters were strong, my army of bodyguards was stronger. Every time someone tried to get close, they were taken down instantly.
I felt like a king being protected by his royal army. Wherever I went — the beach, the mountains, even the airport — my guards followed me.
At one point, I decided to take the whole team to Fort Zancudo, the military base in GTA 5. As soon as we entered, the army attacked us. But my guards fought back, and for the first time ever, I managed to survive inside the base for more than 10 minutes.
It was complete madness. Tanks were blowing up, helicopters were falling from the sky, and my screen was filled with explosions.
The Downfall
Of course, every good story must come to an end.
After about 30 minutes of nonstop chaos, the game couldn’t handle it anymore. My PC started to smoke (okay, not really, but it felt like it). The screen froze for a few seconds, and then — crash.
The game shut down completely.
I just sat there, staring at my blank screen, laughing. I didn’t win the bounty fight exactly, but I definitely made history in my little GTA world.
What I Learned
Here’s what I learned from hiring 100 bodyguards in GTA 5:
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Strength in numbers really works — at least until your game crashes.
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Los Santos isn’t built for peace. Even if you have protection, chaos always finds you.
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Mods make everything better. The base game is fun, but mods let you create your own stories.
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Too many NPCs = instant lag. My poor computer will never forgive me.
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It’s all about having fun. GTA 5 is meant for crazy experiments like this.
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